EENY MEENY MINY MOE!
Drew Noyes – currently on bail appealing a two year sentence for extortion in Thailand – has put up a video essentially announcing he is sponsoring his ex-wife Nittaya Chaisit to fly to the United States to look after his four children by her.
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Noyes with illiterate Nittaya |
His business of course includes an extensive career of cheating foreigners in Thailand - and of course his conviction was for trying to extort the Jomtien Clinic out of 7 million Thai baht.
So why Nittaya and not Kung or Naam who have been looking after Noyes’ children by Nittaya for the last four years?
Noyes managed to persuade the Pattaya Courts to give him custody of the children – and has kept Nittaya alive with a small monthly stipend. She blew the divorce settlement, which included a house quite some time ago.
Nittaya has of course been to the United States – but Noyes ensured not long enough for her to get a green card or citizenship – hence her visa application now. In fact Noyes was adamant that she would not be an anchor around his neck.
I’m guessing the video is to impress people at the Homeland Security and American’s Border Force.
About a year ago some wag put the following illustration of Drew Noyes' wives on the net.
Actually Nittaya, who cannot read or write English, or Thai for that matter, was, when I last looked, the proud owner of land and houses in North Carolina. Noyes had put it in her name to avoid paying tax. But he also got her to sign a Power of Attorney over to him – so the winner takes all and the winner is always Drew.
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Kung - not married - not going. Convicted of exortion |
Or why not Naam who has also been so the US with him (as nanny) at a time he rejected complaints by Nittaya and Kung
Well for a start Nittaya was the only one he actually married and the two others have received convictions for carrying out his business.
Noyes is of course indicating by this video that he will be acquitted on appeal of all charges, something he has boasted privately many times and which his colleague Brian Goudie – now serving three years – also repeats.
So good to him are the Pattaya Courts that Drew Noyes has also been given custody of another child which he fathered while the woman worked at his ‘Pappa’ and One Stop Service Center’ offices below Keha Condominium in Jomtien, Pattaya.
This child is being looked after by Wanrapa.
It’s a mess of course.
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Namm - not married - not coming - and convicted of Drew Noyes' internet libels |
Needless to say Anchalee now married to a former British army officer and living in Pattaya is fighting back. Unfortunately the army officer was not in the Royal Marines or 2 Para.
Ordinarily Noyes I'm guessing would have used Brian Wright the godfather of one of his childen by Nittaya to prepare the visa documents.
They used to go trawling for young women together in Jomtien.
However Brian Wright, whose company 'My Thai fiancee' - US Immigration and Law, has since been sentenced to a term of imprisonment for child sexual abuse.
Nittaya should make sure Noyes stumps up first by producing some of his ill-gotten gains. Otherwise in Tennessee she will be living the life of a Mexican maid.